dark paradise

wereyoueatingbunnies:

I’m holding you to that Emma. Congratulations on little witchy by the way, seems she remembers now.

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I’ll allow you to hold me to it. Why thank you. The spell wasn’t simple to be undone, but me being perfect and all I was able to do it.


likeabadomen:

Maybe I like the hipsters, you ever think of that? You can’t make me stay. I”m a legal adult now. I’ll go with or without my stuff.

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Oh please, no one likes hipsters. You are staying till all of this mess is over. I need you, Evan. If you want to get away for a while go stay with bimbo Barbie and her wolf husband and twelve kids.


wereyoueatingbunnies:

It’s not the first time that I’ve proposed it to you Emma Claire. And it won’t be the last. Id have no regrets about changing you.

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I have a little magic left to be done and then I think I can consent to that.


likeabadomen:

Why Why would you mess with my stuff, do I mess with anything of yours? Damn it! Don’t do it again. For the love of Satan, James wouldn’t even do that to me.

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It is my job to keep you in one place and away from Portland and it’s fucking hipsters.


wereyoueatingbunnies:

You know, you don’t have to keep aging Emma.

Are you proposing what I think you are?


likeabadomen:

Who knew shipping stuff to a different state would be such a hassle? Tracking numbers should be updated, it says my stuff is still here in Mystic Falls for crying out loud.

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I might have had something to do with that.


I miss my youth…

posted 8 months ago with 6 notes

wereyoueatingbunnies:

I don’t know, if I were him? I would have given up a while ago. Unless he likes the verbal abuse, which could be possible. He’s friends with that she-wolf after all. Evan sending that kid off with James would happen when hell freezes over.

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By the way, your books are all balanced now. I got bored.

Baby Wolf and Baby Bane are both rounders. He must love all kinds of abuse. Unless he wants to get into Baby Wolf’s pants. Nothing will surprise me at this point. These young people are half incestuous.

It seems like I will have to repay you for that.


likeabadomen:

There’s no point in being charming or hospitable in this town. I wish mom never sent me here, that was her mistake but it’s one I plan on fixing. Aislinn’s doing it because she wants the nightmares to end and wants to know what’s going on in her head. She’s not doing it because of anything I said to her. I’m not that influential.

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Well, she didn’t listen to me when I said the same thing. Little Red trusts you.


wereyoueatingbunnies:

I think she’s sworn off sex for the rest of her life. Maybe she’s finally accepting that I’m just not going anywhere and neither is that baby’s father.

Baby daddies tend to stick around unless you send them off with the kid and make them swear never to bother you again. She’s going to have to get used to that one.